Sarah and Paul Revere
This, of course, is just a Liberal interpretation of what she said. What she really said was really just brilliant, you know, really! I mean, I’m all just, you know, really upset that what she said could be so, you know, miscontrued and all. I mean, everyone knows Paul Revere was a gunsmith from those patriotic blue states up there to the east and he and his horse, Trigger, made that midnight ride, or maybe it was eleven o’clock, or something, and risked his life through all those Rednecks to warn the people that there was a Tea Party they were missing. So just lay off. Sarah’s our homegirl, you know!
